Monday, September 27, 2004

Jorge Tuvallia appointed as Madlandian Interim Prime Minister

Geneva, Madland; MBCC News - Another Imperial decree today made headlines in Madland as His Imperial Majesty officially appointed Jorge Tuvallia (TuvallianMan) as the Interim Prime Minister of Madland. Another decree appointed Jorge Tuvallia to the Ministry of Culture, History and Information again and Lord Pontmercy as the Speaker of the Estates-General. This decree comes in the midst of a traumatic separation from Antica that has led to the destruction of the Madlandian forums twice this week. The new Interim Madlandian government is beginning to take shape, with the Emperor back on the Ministry of State and Foreign Affairs.

Imperial decree creates Madlandian currency

Geneva, Madland; MBCC News - His Imperial Majesty published an Imperial decree today establishing the official Madlandian currency as the Madlandian Real (MR or R). This comes in the midst of several board attacks by Antican officials. "I hope to begin setting up an economy in Madland soon, and I am working with other Madlandians to come up with Madland's first budget," said HIM to MBCC News. "I don't think that the attacks will affect us anymore. We will officially find who did it and retaliate," commented His Imperial Majesty. HIM also established the official value of the Madlandian Real as $0.10, the value is able to be changed through legislation or Imperial decrees.

Friday, September 24, 2004

Madland's new forums destroyed by Antica twice, HIM plans retaliation

Geneva, Madland; MBCC News - His Imperial Majesty addressed the Madlandian nation today concerning two recent hackings performed by Antica on Madland's new forums. "They think they will get us easily like that. But the Madlandian people and government will go on. With or without the support of the micronational world. We just hope that we can end the madness soon," said His Imperial Majesty in a very emotive address. The government of Madland released two pieces of astounding evidence to MBCC News in an exclusive that make Octavius Me the perpretrator of the attacks so far. Madlandian authorities are still investigating the attacks. More will be released to the public soon.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Madland secedes from Antica, riots all around Madland

Geneva, Madland; MBCC News - His Imperial Majesty made a bold, daring move today by declaring the secession of Madland from Antica. He said it is "due to inactivity". In response to the declaration of secession, many in Madland rioted in opposition to the secession. One citizen said, "Seriously, how are we going to secede when we don't have anyhting left?". His Imperial Majesty is set to announce a plan to attract citizens to Madland, one of the biggest problems that Madland has faced in its 2-year-long history.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Emperor announces openings in Cabinet

Geneva, Madland; MBCC News - His Imperial Majesty, Edgard II, proceded earlier this week to announce that he had dismissed the entire Interim Provincial Government and that the positions were open to applicants. "Well, since there are no more Madlandians, the person that casts the one vote is me," said His Imperial Majesty to MBCC News. He announced in Place de l'Ellsamere that he would take any applicant into consideration. A few of the positions opened were the Interim Prime Ministership, the Ministries of Transitional Affairs and History, Culture and Information. His Imperial Majesty told MBCC News in an exclusive interview that despite opposition towards privatizing the MBCC "I [the Emperor] will continue to move forward on the plan for the MBCC and hundreds of other state-owned companies."

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Madlandian Emperor pulls independence bill out of Senate

Aquilaria, Antica; MBCC News - His Imperial Majesty, in the last minute, has pulled the Madlandian Independence Bill out of the Antican Senate. "I have come to realize the great mistake I made in even proposing that bill," he said to MBCC News. The bill was pulled out as both parties in the nasty Antica vs. Edgard Portela trial are reaching a plea bargain deal. When asked if the bill was pulled out of this, His Imperial Majesty said "No, not really, I knew that the bill would be a waste of time to push through because it would never be passed. Madland is seriously underrepresented in the Senate." His Imperial Majesty plans to address the issue of Madlandian representation in the Senate once the Provisional Government of Madland is up and running.

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Madlandian Emperor proposes independence bill on Antican Senate

Aquilaria, Antica; MBCC News - Today, in a bold move that will certainly enrage the Antican government, His Imperial Majesty posted a bill titled "Madlandian Independence Act" on the Antican Senate floor. The proposal came as a reaction to the opinion column published yesterday by MBCC News. "I do not agree with the accusations that the writer has made about Antica, but I do believe that my charges may certainly affect my leadership over Madland under an Antican flag," said His Imperial Majesty to MBCC News. His Imperial Majesty promptly added, "I'll withdraw the bill if I recieve an assurance from the Antican government that Madland will remain under my leadership and that I will not lose my titles." Many in Madland believe that this will probably not be a possiblity. Jorge Tuvallia, a citizen of independent Madland but not of Antican Madland told MBCC News that "I [Jorge] do not think that the Anticans will provide the assurance because they will be so mad that the Emperor even made that move." Only time will tell. Analysts at MBCC believe that the bill will meet a strong opposition. His Imperial Majesty failed to comment on the column's claim that the Union is "unconstitutional" in Madland.

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Opinion: Independence for Madland, please

The following opinion column was written by a Madlandian citizen that has requested to remain anonymous.

The union with Antica was painted to us in beautiful brushstrokes of pink. It was almost too romantic. Antica was to take Madland to the altar and make it part of its Empire. It was supposed to be a great moment for our country. One of pride and celebration. We were joining our great allies and friends, who had fought with us, side by side, when 100,000 New Puerto Rican rebels were knocking at the gates of Frankfurt. They always offered their full support whenever Madland needed it. The union was supposed to cure the constant crisis that Madland faced with participation. Our culture was going to explode in a huge renaissance that would make Antica look the greatest patron of culture and arts all around micronationalism. We would grow unhindered beyond our wildest dreams. Madland was supposed to get itself out of the hole it had been stuck in ever since it was founded two years ago. Where did the optimism and promise of the Union go? Where did the slogans and campaigns go?

There is only one simple explanation: they are all dead.

The optimism has been replaced with a heavy pessimism clouding Madland. The promises and pledges of a new and better future were destroyed. The slogans and campaigns quickly disappeared once everything had been done. We now see how our government officials have deserted us in a foreign land. We see how our people are treated with indifference by Antica. We see how a judicial system (which is totally biased and, hence, doomed) "flourishes" at the expense of the Emperor and Madland's reputations. The government that was supposed to transition us into a greater future never showed up to do what they were supposed to. We were abandoned, left on our own. And the Antican government has taken this as its great advantage. They are ripping apart our Emperor through a shabby trial, fabricated by the Emperors of Antica, to finally destroy him. Why must you ask? Well, they want Madland. They want to destoy the Emperor and take away what he calls "my only child". They want to take away that which he has created and worked for years. With this trial they aim to destroy his reputation and remove him from power. Yes, remove him from power... I know that might be a bold accusation, but I am Madlandian. I speak what I think. They will poison the jury, which is already largely pro-Antican, to declaring the Emperor guilty. God knows what they'll do to him. They will strip him of all of his leadership positions and make him rot in a jail.

Must we allow this to happen?

Many scream out against the injustice but fail to do anything. They stand watching the Emperor get destroyed.

We must not let this happen. But how exactly... independence for Madland. Destroying the wretched bond that keeps us an Antican province. A bond that is quietly making us sink deeper and deeper into destruction.

But, we must not pursue this course of action the "Madlandian way". That is, with the non-stop, "by any means necessary" mentality. We must garner support from other micronations and do this peacefully. Antica should remain our friend, so we should not insult or enrage it while we undertake this noble quest. We must undertake this quest in the most, well, polite manner... by saying please and thank you's whenever they are needed. By praising the Anticans for, at least, taking us into their Empire. We must remember that they were indeed there when Madland was threatened by the might of Admiral Jones and the New Puerto Rican rebel army. We must remember that, had it not been for Antica, the USSR, and Absentia, our nation would be under the yoke of a illegitimate communist, authoritarian rule.

How are we going to pursue this? What are we going to do?

Well, first of all, I must say that technically, Madland has not officially joined Antica.

Crazy perhaps? No. It is true.

It is a crucial part of the transition process that has not been checked out of the list. The referendum, in the eye of Madlandian constitutional law, was just a poll. With the results of it, the Emperor was to sign a Charter proposed by Antica, and then proceed to write and sign an Imperial decree which would finalize the process and officially make Madland an Antican province.

The steps taken by the Madlandian Transitional Government were to rush the transition, trampling constitutional law in Madland. So, the Transitional Government of Madland is unconstitutional, and so is the Union.

But, I do not expect the Anticans to buy into this right away. I do not see the struggle for Madlandian independence as an easy task for the future. But, I do make a call on the Madlandian Emperor to please, separate Madland from Antica, before they separate you from us. Please, do so before they strip you of all your dignity in front of those who hate you. Do it before they destroy your "only child".

So, Antica, give Madland its independence... please.